Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Graphics blind the eyes. Audio files \ | deafen the ear. Mouse clicks numb the | | fingers. Heuristics weaken the mind. | | Options wither the heart. | | | | The Guru observes the net but trusts | | his inner vision. He allows things to | | come and go. His heart is as open as | \ the ether. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;