Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Historians have now definitely \ | established that Juan Cabrillo, | | discoverer of California, was not | | looking for Kansas, thus setting a | | precedent that continues to this day. | | | \ -- Wayne Shannon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;