Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Please stand for the National Anthem: \ | | | O Canada | | | | Our home and native land | | | | True patriot love | | | | In all thy sons' command | | | | With glowing hearts we see thee rise | | | | The true north strong and free | | | | From far and wide, O Canada | | | | We stand on guard for thee | | | | God keep our land glorious and free | | | | O Canada we stand on guard for thee | | | | O Canada we stand on guard for thee | | | \ Thank you. You may resume your seat. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;