Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It has long been known that one horse \ | can run faster than another -- but | | which one? Differences are crucial. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;