Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE \ | DUMPS of New Jersey like some drunken | | CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at | \ FIORUCCI'S!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;