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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ In the course of reading Hadamard's     \
| "The Psychology of Invention in the     |
| Mathematical Field", I have come across |
| evidence supporting a fact which we     |
| coffee achievers have long appreciated: |
| no really creative, intelligent thought |
| is possible without a good cup of       |
| coffee. On page 14, Hadamard is         |
| discussing Poincare's theory of         |
| fuchsian groups and fuchsian functions, |
| which he describes as "... one of his   |
| greatest discoveries, the first which   |
| consecrated his glory ..." Hadamard     |
| refers to Poincare having had a "...    |
| sleepless night which initiated all     |
| that memorable work ..." and gives the  |
| following, very revealing quote:        |
|                                         |
| "One evening, contrary to my custom, I  |
| drank black coffee and                  |
|                                         |
| could not sleep. Ideas rose in crowds;  |
| I felt them collide                     |
|                                         |
| until pairs interlocked, so to speak,   |
| making a stable                         |
|                                         |
| combination."                           |
|                                         |
| Too bad drinking black coffee was       |
| contrary to his custom. Maybe he could  |
| really have amounted to something as a  |
\ coffee achiever.                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;