Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... But if we laugh with derision, we \ | will never understand. Human | | intellectual capacity has not altered | | for thousands of years so far as we can | | tell. If intelligent people invested | | intense energy in issues that now seem | | foolish to us, then the failure lies in | | our understanding of their world, not | | in their distorted perceptions. Even | | the standard example of ancient | | nonsense -- the debate about angels on | | pinheads -- makes sense once you | | realize that theologians were not | | discussing whether five or eighteen | | would fit, but whether a pin could | | house a finite or an infinite number. | | | | -- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow | \ Minds" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;