Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink \ | invented by the English. Many people | | wonder where the word "eggnog" comes | | from. The first syllable comes from the | | English word "egg", meaning "egg". I | | don't know where the "nog" comes from. | | | | To make eggnog, you'll need rum, | | whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in | \ season, eggs... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;