Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The distinction between true and false \ | appears to become increasingly blurred | | by... the pollution of the language. | | | \ -- Arne Tiselius / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;