Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged". | | | | [I thought that was "differently | \ haired". Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;