Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses \ | not only truth but supreme beauty -- a | | beauty cold and austere, like that of a | | sculpture, without appeal to any part | | of our weaker nature, without the | | gorgeous trapping of painting or music, | | yet sublimely pure, and capable of a | | stern perfection such as only the | | greatest art can show. The true spirit | | of delight, the exaltation, the sense | | of being more than man, which is the | | touchstone of the highest excellence, | | is to be found in mathematics as surely | | as in poetry. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;