Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I would rather spend 10 hours reading \ | someone else's source code than 10 | | minutes listening to Musak waiting for | | technical support which isn't. | | | | -- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris | \ Cancer Center / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;