Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I tell them to turn to the study of \ | mathematics, for it is only there that | | they might escape the lusts of the | | flesh. | | | \ -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;