Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I don't know anything about music. In \ | my line you don't have to. | | | \ -- Elvis Presley / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;