Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Relations are simply a tedious pack of \ | people, who haven't the remotest | | knowledge of how to live, nor the | | smallest instinct about when to die. | | | | -- Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of | \ Being Earnest" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;