Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He's like a function -- he returns a \ | value, in the form of his opinion. It's | | up to you to cast it into a void or | | not. | | | \ -- Phil Lapsley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;