Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You climb to reach the summit, but once \ | there, discover that all roads lead | | down. | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;