Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It is surely a great calamity for a \ | human being to have no obsessions. | | | \ -- Robert Bly / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;