Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "She said, `I know you ... you cannot \ | sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you | | should hear me play piano.'" | | | \ -- Morrisey / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;