Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Dismissed. That's a Star Fleet \ | expression for, "Get out." | | | | -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: | \ Voyager, "The Cloud" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;