Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Trust everybody, but cut the cards. \ | | | -- Finlay Peter Dunne, "Mr. Dooley's | \ Philosophy" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;