Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A woman went into a hospital one day to \ | give birth. Afterwards, the doctor came | | to her and said, "I have some... odd | | news for you." | | | | "Is my baby all right?" the woman | | anxiously asked. | | | | "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but | | we don't know how. Your son (we assume) | | was born with no body. He only has a | | head." | | | | Well, the doctor was correct. The Head | | was alive and well, though no one knew | | how. The Head turned out to be fairly | | normal, ignoring his lack of a body, | | and lived for some time as typical a | | life as could be expected under the | | circumstances. | | | | One day, about twenty years after the | | fateful birth, the woman got a phone | | call from another doctor. The doctor | | said, "I have recently perfected an | | operation. Your son can live a normal | | life now: we can graft a body onto his | | head!" | | | | The woman, practically weeping with | | joy, thanked the doctor and hung up. | | She ran up the stairs saying, "Johnny, | | Johnny, I have a *wonderful* surprise | | for you!" | | | | "Oh no," cried The Head, "not another | \ HAT!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;