Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once upon a time, when I was training \ | to be a mathematician, a group of us | | bright young students taking number | | theory discovered the names of the | | smaller prime numbers. | | | | 2: The Odd Prime -- | | | | It's the only even prime, therefore is | | odd. QED. 3: The True Prime -- | | | | Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you 3 times, | | it's true." 31: The Arbitrary Prime -- | | | | Determined by unanimous unvote. We | | needed an arbitrary prime in | | | | case the prof asked for one, and so had | | an election. 91 received | | | | the most votes (well, it *looks* prime) | | and 3+4i the next most. | | | | However, 31 was the only candidate to | | receive none at all. 41: The Female | | Prime -- | | | | The polynomial X**2 - X + 41 is | | | | prime for integer values from 1 to 40. | | 43: The Male Prime - they form a prime | | pair. | | | | Since the composite numbers are formed | | from primes, their qualities are | | derived from those primes. So, for | | instance, the number 6 is "odd but | | true", while the powers of 2 are all | \ extremely odd numbers. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;