Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] \ | took about 5 minutes to find.. Surely, | | Linus is talking about the kind of | | idiocy that others aspire to :-). | | | | -- Bruce Perens in response to Linus | \ Torvalds's / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;