Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Whip it, baby. Whip it right. Whip it, \ \ baby. Whip it all night! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;