Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The hope that springs eternal Springs \ | right up your behind. | | | \ -- Ian Drury, "This Is What We Find" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;