Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a \ | violation of local law for any pilot or | | passenger to carry an ice cream cone in | | their pocket while either flying or | \ waiting to board a plane. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;