Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah \ | Where it bubbles all the time like a | | giant carbonated soda | | | | S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt | | sitting there on a log I asked him his | | name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda | | | | Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda | | | | Well I've been around but I ain't never | | seen A guy who looks like a Muppet but | | he's wrinkled and green | | | | Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well I'm | | not dumb but I can't understand How he | | can raise me in the air just by raising | | his hand | | | | Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, | | Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda | | | | -- Weird Al Yankovic, "The Star Wars | | Song," to the tune of | | | \ "Lola" by the Kinks / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;