Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The greatest disloyalty one can offer \ | to great pioneers is to refuse to move | \ an inch from where they stood. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;