Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / O'Propriation: \ | | | The inclusion of advertising, | | packaging, and entertainment jargon | | from earlier eras in everyday speech | | for ironic and/or comic effect: | | "Kathleen's Favorite Dead Celebrity | | party was tons o'fun" or "Dave really | | thinks of himself as a zany, nutty, | | wacky, and madcap guy, doesn't he?" | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;