Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / No discipline is ever requisite to \ | force attendance upon lectures which | | are really worth the attending. | | | \ -- Adam Smith, "The Wealth of Nations" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;