Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all \ | thine eggs in the one basket"--which is | | but a manner of saying, "Scatter your | | money and your attention;" but the wise | | man saith, "Put all your eggs in the | | one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET." | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;