Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You give me space to belong to myself \ | yet without separating me from your own | | life. May it all turn out to your | | happiness. | | | \ -- Goethe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;