Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Virtue is a relative term. \ | | | -- Spock, "Friday's Child", stardate | \ 3499.1 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;