Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What do I consider a reasonable person \ | to be? I'd say a reasonable person is | | one who accepts that we are all human | | and therefore fallible, and takes that | | into account when dealing with others. | | Implicit in this definition is the | | belief that it is the right and the | | responsibility of each person to live | | his or her own life as he or she sees | | fit, to respect this right in others, | | and to demand the assumption of this | \ responsibility by others. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;