Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The release of emotion is what keeps \ | us health. Emotionally healthy." | | | | "That may be, Doctor. However, I have | | noted that the healthy release of | | emotion is frequently unhealthy for | | those closest to you." | | | | -- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's | \ Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;