Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My doctor told me to stop having \ | intimate dinners for four. Unless there | | are three other people. | | | \ -- Orson Welles / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;