Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR \ | PATIENTS: | | | | 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT | | FAILS TO BRING RELIEF. | | | | You must believe that your doctor has | | achieved a deep insight into | | | | the true nature of your illness, which | | transcends any mere permanent | | | | disability you may have experienced. | | | | 5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN | | WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT. | | | | It is presumptuous to assume that such | | profound matters could be | | | | explained in terms that you would | | understand. | | | | 6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL | | TREATMENT READILY. | | | | Though the surgery may not benefit you | | directly, the resulting | | | | research paper will surely be of | \ widespread interest. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;