Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I say the magic word to all these \ | people, they will vanish forever. I | | will then say the magic words to you, | | and you, too, will vanish -- never to | | be seen again. | | | | -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Between Time and | \ Timbuktu" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;