Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is often the case that the man who \ | can't tell a lie thinks he is the best | | judge of one. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;