Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A strong conviction that something must \ | be done is the parent of many bad | | measures. | | | \ -- Daniel Webster / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;