Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: \ | | | If you have to lie to someone, it's | \ their fault. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;