Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / genius, n.: \ | | | Person clever enough to be born in the | | right place at the right | | | | time of the right sex and to follow up | | this advantage by saying | | | | all the right things to all the right | \ people. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;