Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God grant us the serenity to accept the \ | things we cannot change, courage to | | change the things we can, and wisdom to | \ know the difference. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;