Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The net result is a system that is not \ | only binary compatible with 4.3 BSD, | | but is even bug for bug compatible in | | almost all features." -- Avadit | | Tevanian, Jr., | | "Architecture-Independent Virtual | | Memory Management | | | | for Parallel and Distributed | \ Environments: The Mach Approach" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;