Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Every person, all the events in your \ | life are there because you have drawn | | them there. What you choose to do with | | them is up to you. | | | | -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;