Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Lead us in a few words of silent \ | prayer." | | | | -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler | \ football coach / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;