Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was a writer in 'Life' magazine \ | ... who claimed that rabbits have no | | memory, which is one of their defensive | | mechanisms. If they recalled every | | close shave they had in the course of | | just an hour life would become | | insupportable. | | | \ -- Kurt Vonnegut / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;