Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you look good and dress well, you \ | don't need a purpose in life. | | | \ -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;