Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chapter 2: Newtonian Growth and Decay \ | | | The growth-decay formulas were | | developed in the trivial fashion by | | Isaac Newton's famous brother Phigg. | | His idea was to provide an equation | | that would describe a quantity that | | would dwindle and dwindle, but never | | quite reach zero. Historically, he was | | merely trying to work out his mortgage. | | Another versatile equation also | | emerged, one which would define a | | function that would continue to grow, | | but never reach unity. This equation | | can be applied to charging capacitors, | | over-damped springs, and the human race | \ in general. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;